I see signs all the time at stores that they have the coldest beer in town. This pisses me off. Beer freezes at 28 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't want a frozen beer. So if their beer is frozen than they probably have the coldest beer in town but most people just want a cold beer. I appreciate bars and stores that sell me beer. I don't believe that you have to say you have the coldest beer just sell me beer. Even if it's hot I'll buy it, a beer whisperer secret is that if you have a hot beer you can spin it on a bed of ice for 2 minutes and it will be cold. Stores out there if you are listening just say this "we have beer", i promise people will come. And always remember this put beer on ice if you can good times will follow.
Drunkenly yours,
Beer Whisperer
First off Beer Whisperer I have to say that I honestly feel that you are doing the Lord's work here. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteI love a beer from a cooler full of ice, or better yet when it's a mix of ice and freezing water and you get frostbite on your hand but it's worth because your beer is super cold....but not frozen.