BEER DRAFT

     With the draft coming up thursday it made me think what Beers I would draft and in what order.  This is the top ten beers that i would draft and how they would correlate as football players.  This isn't necessarily my top 10 beers of all time but just the ones I would relate to my beer team.

1. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale-This is a nice crisp all around beer that can be paired well with many different types of foods.  It's not a beer that would be my saturday beer that I would consume a whole bunch of but it is just a great tasting, refreshing beer.  With an ABV of 5.6% I take this as a well developed beer so this would be my QB.  I believe that if some QBs in the NFL would drink this it may would help them.  Not naming any names-Tebow, Tebow, Tebow.

2. Milwaukee's Best Light- This is a beer that you can drink a whole lot of and has a cheap price.  This is my offensive line and defensive line.  They can take a beating and keep on going.

3. Rolling Rock- This is a smooth beer with an awesom bottle.  Great beer for watching football games.  This would be my WR on my beer team.  Slender, sleak and great breakaway speed.

4. Pabst Blue Ribbon- This is a tried and true beer.  A classic that I believe most people have had the pleasure or displeasure of enjoying.  This is my teams running back and is there a more patriotic looking can out there.

5. Arrogant Bastard- At a 7.2% ABV this is one tough ass beer.  Linebacker is where he will be playing.

6. Dos Equis Amber- A great heavy tasting beer but very smooth.  TE all the way.

7.  Miller High Life- Again this a beer that has withstood the test of time.  Defensive End is where i would put it.

8. Bud Light Platinum- I gave a review of this beer earlier in my blog.  I was pleasantly suprised of the great smooth, crisp taste of this beer.  At a 6% ABV I believe it's tough and quick enough to play corner back.

9. Natural Light-  Kicker, not a fancy postition but one needed none the less and natural light is always there for you at an inexpensive price.

10. Coors Light-  Punter, it just seems like a punter kind of beer.

(ABV- Alcohol By Volume)

As always thanks for reading and remember don't drink too little.

Drunkenly yours,
The Beer Whisperer

Coldest Beer In Town

      I see signs all the time at stores that they have the coldest beer in town.  This pisses me off.  Beer freezes at 28 degrees Fahrenheit.  I don't want a frozen beer.  So if their beer is frozen than they probably have the coldest beer in town but most people just want a cold beer.  I appreciate bars and stores that sell me beer.  I don't believe that you have to say you have the coldest beer just sell me beer.  Even if it's hot I'll buy it, a beer whisperer secret is that if you have a hot beer you can spin it on a bed of ice for 2 minutes and it will be cold.  Stores out there if you are listening just say this "we have beer", i promise people will come.  And always remember this put beer on ice if you can good times will follow. 

Drunkenly yours,
Beer Whisperer